Review Game of Thrones S7 E5 Eastwatch
Its all about the dragons this season, sorry no tits again!
Here be Spoilers....
Tits:0Dragons: 3
Introductions:
More like re-introductions
Gendry!!! Dudes alive and happy to assert himself as Robert Baratheon's bastard
Jorah the Andal (Mormont)
He seems to realise that Jon is a contender for Dany's heart straight off the bat. Well they were having a moment on a cliff when he arrived. Although Jon really seems to playing hard to get.
Thoros, Berric and The Hound are in Eastwatch y'all!!! Such a great scene since all of them have some reason or another to hate or distrust each other.
Most Gruesome Death
Lord Randall Tarly and Dickon Tarly roasted alive by Drogon
No one will miss these guys but their deaths were awful and a turning point for Dany's character. She has lost patience with this war, lets hope she doesn't lose the people.
Best Reunion
Davos and GendryGendry was ready to go!
Biggest Shockers
Jamie's alive
Well not so much a shocker it would be terrible writing if he wasn't really
Cersei's Pregnant
Now this was a shock and possibly another of the reasons for Qyburns ever presentness.
Rhaegar's Annulment
Gilly's revelation from a book she had been reading to Sam opened up a whole can of worms really. So as we know Jon is Lyanna Stark's son and so we assume Rhaegar's son too. We did suspect that Lyanna was not kidnapped as Robert was so sure of, but we did not suspect that they had secretly married. This would make Jon a legitimate son of Rhaegar Targaryen and an heir to Iron Throne with a claim as legitimate as Dany's. Coupled with the fact that he already rules the North, an are as big as all the other kingdoms in Westeros, I think he has an even better claim.
Anyway we are all screaming at the screen: SAM PAY ATTENTION!!!
The Look we had all been waiting for
Well that is if you are for Dany and Jon getting together. As this story is based on the War of the Roses, I pretty much guessed this is how it would go as two tentative heirs for the throne marry to unite the kingdoms. But... this is Game of Thrones and "if you think it has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention"
Best Sibling Scene
Aarya and Sansa still at it
I really hope Sansa isn't stupid enough to go along with Baelish and I really hope Aarya gets rid of that fool soon. What is it exactly that Sansa "really wants". Aarya seems to know and we assume it's to become Queen which fall right into Baelish's plans.
Best I'm not interested right now
Dany: I've grown used to him
Jon: I wish you good fortune in the wars to come
Us on the sofa: Burn!!!!
Star of the Show: Davos
Best one liners this season, best banter this episode and we just really love Davos at the moment. Does this mean his days may be numbered.
Do you agree or disagree? Let us know in the comments
Alice T.
